Poker Hand Nicknames

AA - American Airlines, Bullets, Pocket Rockets
AcAs - Joe Luis
AdAh - Red Arrows
KK - Ace Magnets, Cowboys, Gorillas, King Kong, Kangaroos
QQ - Bitches, Canadian Aces, Dykes, Hookers, Siegfried & Roy, Tits
JJ - Fish Hooks, Knaves, Jay Birds, Hooks
TT - Audi, Dimes, Tension
TcTs - Pele
99 - Phil Hellmuth, Popeyes,
88 - Dog Balls, Little Oldsmobile, Snowmen, Racetracks
77 - Hockey Sticks, Mullets, Sunset Strip , Saturn, Walking Sticks
66 - Cherries, Route 66, Kicks, England
55 - Presto, Speed Limit
44 - Magnum, Sail Boats, Diana Dors
4c4s - Darth Vader
33 - Crabs, Treys
22 - Ducks, Pocket Swans
AK - Big slick
AQ - Big Chick, Little Slick, Doyle Brunson
AJ - Ajax, Blackjack, Jackass
AT - Bookends, Johnny Moss
A9 - Jesus (Chris Ferguson)
A8 - Dead Man's Hand
A5 - High Five
A4 - Transvestite
A3 - Ash Tray
A2 - Hunting Season, Little Slick
KQ - Marriage, Royalty
KQo - Mixed Marriage
KJ - Kojak, King John
KT - Katie
K9 - Canine, Dog, Pedigree, Fido, Cujo
K8 - Kate, Kokomo
K7 - Columbia River
K3 - King Crab
QK - DaMatrix
QJ - Maverick, Oedipus Rex
QsJh - Pinochle
QT - Goolsby, Quint, Robert Varkonyi
Q9 - Quinine
Q7 - Computer Hand
Q5 - Granny Mae
Q3 - San Francisco Busboy, Gay Waiter (Queen with a Trey)
JKo - Bachelor's Hand (Jack-King Off)
J6 - Railroad Hand, Jack Talley
J5 - Jackson Five, Motown
J4 - Flat tyre
TJ - TJ Cloutier
T9 - Countdown
T8 - Tetris
T4 - Broderick Crawford, CB Hand, Convoy, Good Buddy, Roger That
T3 - Weinberg
T2 - Doyle Brunson
98 - Oldsmobile, France
95 - Dolly Parton, Working Girl
94 - USA
92 - Montana Banana
8J - Jeffrey Dahmer
86 - Mexico
85 - Finky Dink
84 - George Orwell
83 - Sven
82 - Spain
7T - Bowling Hand
78 - RPM, Argentina
76 - Union Oil, Trombones
75 - Filipino Slick
74 - Cambodian Slick, Germany
73 - Joe Hachem
72 - Beer Hand, Hammer
69 - Big Lick, Joe Bernstein, Dinner for 2, Good Lover
64 - The Rabbit
63 - Blocky
62 - Ainsworth, Chris Sutton, Chile
5T - Woolworth
58 - Sweden
57 - Heinz, Pickle Man
54 - Chris Moneymaker, Switzerland
4K - Fork
49 - San Francisco 49ers
47 - The Rookie (Brian Wilson)
45 - Jesse James, Colt
3A - Baskin-Robbins
39 - Jack Benny
38 - Racquel Welch
34 - Waltz, Italy
32 - Hooter Hand, Cough, Can of Corn
29 - Twigy
25 - Quarter, Two Bits
24 - Lumberman's Hand
23 - Mississippi Slick, Polish Big Slick